Of Traitors And Cunts

Robin Van Persie is signing for Manchester United Today or in the very near future, after constructively dismissing himself from the employment of Arsenal FC.

Arsenal fans have received this news with mixed emotions; some think that Arsenal are crazy and lack ambition by allowing the best player in the Premier League 2011-2012 to leave Arsenal while most think of him simply as a traitor and a cunt. I think he is a Traitor and a Cunt.

There have been suggestions that he was willing to stay, after the signings of Cazorla, Podolski and Giroud. I do not buy this. After sending his infamous update for the fans and calling us "you guys" amid below-the-belt shots at Arsene Wenger and Ivan Gazidis, there would only be one outcome and this was it.

Van Persie and his advisors must have thought that after such a wonderful season last year, he would be swamped with suitors once he lifted up his skirts. But as fate would have it, the admirers peered down Van Persie's skirts and were not impressed with what they saw. Only the Ferg liked what he saw when he peered down the skirts of Van Persie. The bowed, hairy legs had Fergie's knickers in a twist and so he has laid £24 cool Million pounds on the table for Van Persie.

To refuse £24M for a 29 year old striker would be crazy. Van Persie is clearly a very good striker, but I don't think he will replicate the form he had last season. Be that as it may, players come and go but Arsenal still stands. There are very few players who leave Arsenal and don't regret it. Let's see what will happen to Van Persie.

The most important thing for Arsenal is to strengthen the team further with the funds received. Our midfield is currently technically the best in the league. Santi Cazorla, Mikel Arteta, Alex Song, Aaron Ramsey, Tomas Rosicky, Abou Diaby, Jack Wilshere, Francis Coquelin.That's a decent midfield.

Our Central defence too is very good and just needs more work on the training ground:- Thomas Vermaelen, Per Mertesacker, Laurent Koscielny and Johan Djourou are a very strong group of defenders.

Left wing sees us field Andre Santos, Kieran Gibbs and Ignasi Miquel.

Where we could strengthen is our right-back position. With Bacary Sagna injured, Nico Yennaris and Carl Jenkinson don't really inspire much confidence in me at this moment in their Arsenal careers. I think we need a signing here.

On the left wing we have Podolski, Gervinho and Arshavin while on the right we have Walcott (?) and Oxlade-Chamberlain. Our main strikers therefore are Olivier Giroud and Marouane Chamakh. Podolski can also play as an top striker while Cazorla can do a job on either wing. But clearly, we need another Striker cum winger, a Theo Walcott type but better, to cover in the wide and central attacking areas.

In goal we have Szczesny, Fabianski and Mannone. Not so sure about the latter two, but if Szczesny is fit, we are ok in goal.

So, the squad is looking stronger than it has been in the last few seasons. And with Van Persie being a traitor, this group of players must be fired up for the new campaign. If this incident with Van Persie can't get them pumped up and eager to prove a point, then woe betide Arsenal.


I really fancy our chances at the League Title this season.

Come on you Gooners!!!