Santi is a gooner? Nobody is Sahin

The blogosphere and web would have us believe that Santiago Cazorla had a medical in London and has been signed. If so then great! I wouldn't want to jinx this deal so I won't pop the wine yet until Arsenal announce this deal on the official website.

Transfers are very complicated, especially when Arsenal is involved. I have been checking the Arsenal website for confirmation of the signing of Santi Cazorla every 5 minutes over the past two days! The wait is killing me! Is Arsene Wenger just toying with us and having a laugh by prolonging our misery? Are there complications with getting the deal done? Or are we waiting to finalise the deal for Nuri Sahin from Real Madrid and then make a joint unveiling?

I must say that I am feeling very confident about our chances at the league title for the season ahead- if we sign both Sahin and Cazorla. Robin Van Persie has done us all a favour by exposing his cuntitude when he did because he has taken pressure and attention away from Lucas Podolski and Olivier Giroud. And if we do the deals for Cazorla and Sahin, Van Cuntsie's allegation that Arsenal lack ambition is made to look like the bullshit that it is.

After his comments, I sincerely hope we get rid of him because his comments were an insult to Arsenal FC and to his teammates. How does he even face his mates after making such comments? He has basically called them uncompetitive and if I were in that dressing room, I would take issue with him. Thankfully Arsene Wenger is a gentleman.

The mistake we have been making as Arsenal is going into the season with a squad of 25 including home grown players who are under the age of 21! Such players are not even required to be named in the squad. My point here is that we tend not to want to have enough numbers and strength in depth because we don't want to "kill" this or that player's career, yet the sheer number of competitions we play in, injuries, suspensions, loss of form, inexperience, fatigue and tactics require that we have enough strength in depth.

Going into the season relying on  Diaby, Wilshere, Rosicky, Ramsey, Frimpong, Song, Arteta and Coquelin is a big risk for the reasons i have outlined above. The midfield in particular is key to success, but more on that later.

Lets's wait for official confirmation before we start celebrating; Santi is a gooner!!!  

Not The Same As Last Year

Sorry, But Once A Cunt, Never A Gunner!

What do Kolo Toure, Gael Clichy, Samir Nasri and Robin Van Persie have in common?

Yes they have all played for Arsenal, but you will notice that Whereas Van Persie and Nasri are cunts, Toure and Clichy are not. Van Persie is a cunt in words and in deed or lack thereof while Nasri is a cunt indeed.

Clichy and Toure left the club amicably, albeit for more money. They did not make acidic statements to make their position at the club untenable. You know, the more I reflect on what Robin Van Persie did, the more I realise that it was a cold, calculated, selfish statement to force his way out of Arsenal. It was totally uncalled for. Just because Arsenal cannot put as much ambition in your bank account like some other clubs can  doesn't mean we lack ambition. Cunt! I really thought he was different and a true Arsenal Fan. Ahh well... ONCE A CUNT, NEVER A GUNNER!

The football has started once again. Yesterday Arsenal played Malaysia XI and won 2-1 (hooray!!). But honestly one cannot read anything into that game as it is only a fitness exercise. Most of these players have been away on holiday, eating pie, drinking rum, having lots of sex with female fans, their girlfriends, their team-mates' girlfriends and lastly their wives.

And whereas  our club captain continues to be a cunt, it is not the same as last year. This year we have already signed two International Strikers for the one who is being a cunt. So it is not the same.

Rumours are gathering pace that we are about to sign Spanish Winger Santi Carzola from Malaga who are in serious financial sewage. Their sugar daddy, a certain Sheikh Abdullah Bin Nasser Al-Thani seems to have reached the bottom of his bottomless well. I don't know much about Carzola, except for the brief highlights I have seen of him on La Liga reviews or while playing for Spain, but if we signed him, I think it would be a very good signing indeed. 

Arsene Wenger insists that our Midfield is sufficient, what with Diaby and Wilshere to return. But after seeing  Diaby fail to remain fit year after year, and Wilshere missing the whole of last season, I wouldn't bet on the two of them to be ever-present this term. Or maybe Diaby will have a stellar season, make 50 appearances for the club in all competitions, score 20 goals and then demand an exit from Arsenal on the grounds that the club lacks ambition...

I really think that we need to make a signing in midfield. Particularly a creative midfielder because Rosicky, is past his best and injury prone. Aaron Ramsey is more of a workhorse than a creative player. Arteta is a continuity player, much like that brilliant little Catalan cunt, Xavi of Barcelona. Santi Carzola, a player who is good on both wings and in the centre would be a very welcome and much needed addition.

I really want to see Abou Diaby make it at Arsenal because when he is fit, he is just immense. But honestly, he is always a minute away from a long-term injury everytime he plays. But wait, there is hope. Did not a certain Robin Van Cuntsie Persie come through his injury problems, have 1 stellar season and then demand that he wanted out because Arsenal are not putting enough ambition in his bank account?

In other good news, Laurent Koscielny has signed a new long-term contract with the club. Now that wasn't so hard Mr. Theo Walcott surely was it?

Come on you gooners!!